We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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