I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
