You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Randomize