I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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