I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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