I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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