I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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