The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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