just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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