she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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