so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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