Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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