i think i have two assholes
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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