Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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