I am puke
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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