i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
just tell him i said nine months
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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