; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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