They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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