super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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