i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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