He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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