We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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