I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Terrible idea I love it
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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