new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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