I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I hate all girls vehemently.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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