So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I need moral support for this bender
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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