Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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