you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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