Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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