Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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