god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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