...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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