i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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