ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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