Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Is Oprah even human
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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