Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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