I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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