I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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