I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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