Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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