Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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