You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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