i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
