I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
