3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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