Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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