I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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