if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
