quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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