bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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