I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
it's great music for shaving your balls
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
