Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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