doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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