Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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